Friday funnies

Overheard in New York.

Socks are the new sex aid!

Or maybe not.

Found via Pandagon. Who says:

Maybe for the person wearing the socks, sure.

But let's be honest here--nothing looks stupider than an otherwise naked person wearing socks. You don't need a scientific study to prove that, but if you conducted one, you'd probably find that straight women at least (I can't speak for anyone else) have a 50% reduction in ability to regard a man with lust if he's wearing nothing but socks. And, for the record, walking around with a T-shirt on and no pants is always funny.

Suddenly, I find myself on a quest for a sexy sock pattern. Who knows--it could be the new poncho.