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The Tally Ho

Tuesday, February 01, 2005

From Harpers February 2005

One of the magazines my non Bush loving housemate and I, who is also a member of the reality based community, subscribe to is Harper's - and this issue is hysterical. The text is from the issue...



BUT YOU CAN CALL ME IL

From a list of title allegedly used by "prominent leaders from 160 nations across the world" to refer to Kim Jong-Il, as announced last winter by North Korean state television. The titles were translated from the Korean by Lee Jong-Heon

Supreme Commander at the Forefront of the Struggle Against Imperialsm and the United States

Greatest Saint Who Rules with Extensive Magnanimity

Lode Star of the Twenty-First Century

Best Leader Who Realized Human Wisdom

Leader with Extraodinary Personality

Perfect Picture of Wisdom and Boldness

Eternal Bosom of Hot Love

Master of Literature, Arts, and Architecture

World's Best Ideal Leader with Versatile Talents

Humankind's Greatest Musical Genius

Master of the Computer Who Surprised the World

Man with Encycolpedic Knowledge

Guardian Deity of the Planet

Heaven-Sent Hero

Power Incarnate with Endless Creativity

Greatest Man Who Ever Lived

Present-day God

World's Greatest Writer

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