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The Tally Ho

Tuesday, September 21, 2004

Kerry on Letterman

Top 10 Bush Tax Proposals

10. No estate tax for families with at least two U.S. Presidents
9. W-2 form is now Dubya-2 form
8. Under Simplified Tax Code, Your Refund Check Goes Directly to Halliburton
7. Reduced earned income tax credit is so unfair, it makes me want to tear out my Lustrous finely groomed hair.
6. Attorney General Ashcroft gets to write off U.S. Constitution
5. Texas Rangers can take business loss for trading Sammy Sosa
4. Eliminate all income taxes: just ask Teresa to cover the whole damn thing
3. Cheney can claim Bush as a dependent
2. $100 penalty if you pronounce it “nuclear” instead of “nucular”
1. Bush gets deduction for mortgaging our future

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